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22 July 2009 @ 07:18 am
[Super Junior] Haters to the Left, PG, gen  
THIS IS UTTERLY POINTLESS AND TOTALLY INSPIRED BY black_goose. Like, idek. :| Appropriate icon is appropriate.

Haters to the Left
Super Junior, bandfic, PG, 370 words
Heechul makes a bold statement.

"I swear he does these things just to kill me," Eeteuk complained, putting his head on Kangin's shoulder and making a piteous face. "Why? Why does he do things like this?"

"It could be worse," Kangin said, trying to be helpful. He patted Eeteuk on the back. "I mean..." He trailed off, thinking for a moment. "Well, at least he has his clothes on!"

Eeteuk snorted. "I'm used to his naked pictures. It couldn't ruin our reptuation any more."

Kangin shrugged. "He's just a bitch. It's how he is."

"I hate my life," Eeteuk moped.


"Hey!" exclaimed Donghae, bouncing into the room. "Who hung that banner outside? How'd they get that up there? We're on the 12th floor!"

"What banner?"

"Here." Donghae whipped out his cell phone and shoved it at Sungmin, showing off the picture he'd snapped while downstairs.

Sungmin blinked. "Jungsu-hyung must be having a coronary," he said at last, slightly concerned.

Donghae looked thoughtful. "I wonder if Henry and Zhou Mi have seen this yet."


"Hyung, why do you do things like this?" Siwon wanted to know, brow furrowed with worry. "I mean, not that I don't agree with the sentiment. It's very sweet. But. You know what kind of trouble it'll stir up! And you know what it does to Jungsu-hyung and the managers and I'm sure Henry and Zhou Mi appreciate it but this is really going too far and--"

"Siwonnie," Heechul said, rolling his eyes and pulling a pillow over his head, "shut up. You're too loud."


Zhou Mi grinned and said happily into the phone, "You guys don't understand hyung at all! It's not about me or Henry."

Kyuhyun sounded skeptical. "Then what is it about?"

"Kui Xian~" Zhou Mi laughed. "He's supporting Kibum."


Kibum woke up to a text message and a hangover. He groaned and flipped his phone open blearily. He might have partied a bit too hard at that after party.

His phone blinked a happy message at him: Heechul's brilliant ideas when drunk, Hankyung had sent and attached a picture.

The ~*~ONLY15~*~ banner hanging twelve stories up off the other members' dorms made Kibum squeeze his eyes shut. Kim fucking Heechul, he thought, and laughed. Priceless.

Started/Finished: 2009.07.22
rara rawr!: 슈퍼주니어 {yessss}black_goose on July 22nd, 2009 12:20 pm (UTC)
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: bitch pleasemeiface on July 22nd, 2009 12:21 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - black_goose on July 22nd, 2009 12:23 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - meiface on July 22nd, 2009 12:24 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - black_goose on July 22nd, 2009 12:29 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(Anonymous) on July 22nd, 2009 12:39 pm (UTC)
askfhsja greatest way to start my work day ever. Kim fucking Heechul, indeed. ♥

I seriously need more SuJu icons.
カイタンmagicmelodyx on July 22nd, 2009 12:41 pm (UTC)
And apparently my phone decided I didn't need to be logged in anymore. Whoops.
(no subject) - meiface on July 22nd, 2009 01:03 pm (UTC) (Expand)
☆ dreamer: minho; prettier than julietteholdmeifyouwant on July 22nd, 2009 01:41 pm (UTC)
What Zhou Mi said, ;___;.
—bonaMAMA✰~!mondaythe26th on July 22nd, 2009 02:23 pm (UTC)
Heechul always have brilliant ideas, drunk or not.
{{ a y a m e | mabudachi trio }}hoyah on July 22nd, 2009 03:00 pm (UTC)
scylladakyllascylladakylla on July 22nd, 2009 04:22 pm (UTC)
D'awwwwwwwwwwwww, Heechul, you sweetheart. ♥
没有你日子很黑白: let's get lost and lostpapered on July 22nd, 2009 06:12 pm (UTC)
heechul aksjdkjfk. !!!


Eeteuk snorted. "I'm used to his naked pictures. It couldn't ruin our reptuation any more."

在你的世界降落。: ryeowook // bui !lazychaoz on July 22nd, 2009 06:15 pm (UTC)
heechul is a secret sap <3

kibum, best appreciate x)
Amanda Lee: Kibum Approved!polyurethane on July 22nd, 2009 07:07 pm (UTC)

...Just 'cause.
★ r i: 슈주-엠 ☂ Henryjjang on July 24th, 2009 09:19 am (UTC)
The first one I mean :3
(no subject) - polyurethane on July 24th, 2009 02:13 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - xanderave on July 31st, 2009 09:38 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - polyurethane on August 1st, 2009 01:33 am (UTC) (Expand)
There's no obvious, rational form for sadness...: Irasciblemardigrasmaven on July 22nd, 2009 09:22 pm (UTC)
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!! HEECHUL!! GET ON THAT SHIT!! Seriously, this is win. I love it.
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b r i ♥ *loveslipped on July 22nd, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC)
brilliant ♥
how I would love to see this in real life.
goodlooking revolutionaries wanted: I'm positively chuffedcivilized_era on July 22nd, 2009 10:37 pm (UTC)
fakljfsdgh AWESOME ♥♥
bitmoo: mimibitmoo on July 23rd, 2009 03:03 am (UTC)
AW ♥♥♥
This REALLY needs to happen. Only15. YES.

"Jungsu-hyung must be having a coronary,"
why do I find this so amusing XDD I just love how them all seem like always be plotting to drive poor leader insane. klajhelkjsdka I feel bad for Teukie but I like all this so much XDD Way to go, Heechul. ♥ You know.. Kangin can always give the leader a massage later on 8D.
L: 슈주 // 기범 i miss youx_amadare on July 23rd, 2009 08:12 am (UTC)
I'm in a Starbucks in Beijing riding out this freakish storm-weather, and this is exactly what I needed!

Only15 indeed *_* ♥
I love you, and black_goose's ideas :)b

China's impaired my html skills, clearly XD

Edited at 2009-07-23 08:13 am (UTC)
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: china pride: sujumanmeiface on July 23rd, 2009 03:10 pm (UTC)
You're in Beijing? :O I'm also in Beijing! Though only for 1.5 more weeks, crying. I don't want to leave!
(no subject) - x_amadare on July 24th, 2009 02:54 am (UTC) (Expand)