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14 May 2006 @ 12:03 am
[OKHC] Mommy Dearest, PG, Humor, Tamaki/Kyouya  
Mommy Dearest
Ouran Koko Host Club, PG, Tamaki/Kyouya, 1173 words
The host club celebrates Mother's Day.


Mommy Dearest
by meiface

The twins cornered Tamaki at lunch, trays piled high with food and intent look in their eyes. They were received with an elegant toss of Tamaki’s head, sparkles flying haphazardly everywhere.

“Greetings, my dear twins!” he said grandly, waving a fork in their direction. “What may I help you with?”

Across the table, Mori silently picked out sparkles from his food and placed them in a small pile to the side.

“We were doing a project,” said Hikaru, setting his tray down to the left of the King.

“For English class,” said Kaoru, setting his tray down to Tamaki’s right.

“It was on American holidays,” said Hikaru, leaning forward.

Mother’s Day,” he and Kaoru chorused at the same time, eyeing Tamaki.

Tamaki blinked at them for a moment, blue eyes blank. Then he put a finger in the air, brightening. “Ah!” he exclaimed. “We should do something for Mommy! He does so much for our club, after all. We should show our gratitude!” He stood and swept his arm dramatically across the length of his body, pulling out a rose from the dozens that had sprouted out behind him. “What shall we do? A grand party? A trip to France to visit his fiancée? Three dozen beautiful women as his harem?”

Mori picked out a few more sparkles from his food. Honey clapped his hands excitedly and took some to decorate his plate.

“Renge is here again,” Hikaru said, stealing a strawberry off of Tamaki’s cake. He took a bite and offered the rest to Kaoru. (Fifteen girls fainted in the background; sixteen if you counted the one who tripped over her own feet and knocked herself out on the edge of the table.) “We don’t have time to organize a party and he already has a harem.”

Tamaki’s shoulders fell immediately, a cloud forming above his head. “Oh,” he said in a small voice. He looked thoroughly stricken. “But then what can Daddy do to show Mommy how much he’s appreciated?” He drooped into his chair, expression gloomy.

Mori removed the rose that had fallen, forlorn, into his asparagus and offered it to Honey who beamed and stuck it behind his ear. The thorns had fallen off the moment his fingers brushed the stem, of course.

“Don’t worry about it,” said Kaoru, grinning around Tamaki at Hikaru.

“We’ve got a plan,” said Hikaru, eyes glinting.

“Oh?” Tamaki brightened again, straightening in his seat. “Daddy wants to know!”

“Haruhi’s the present,” the twins said in tandem, turning to flash identical peace signs at a frozen, gaping Tamaki.

There was a long moment of silence.

Honey stood up in his seat and leaned across the table to poke curiously at their president. “Is he alive?” he asked, voice sweet and confused.

Mori looked down at his plate, only half eaten, to find it completely frozen over with the Ice of Tamaki’s Shock™. He sighed and gave up.

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CLOSED TODAY FOREVER UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

The crude sign hung in front of the doors to the Third Music Room, words quickly scribbled and difficult to read. A flock of girls crowded the doors, whispering worriedly, clearly distraught. Rumors wove through the crowd and hems were clutched in anxiety, brief gasps punctuating the tension-fraught atmosphere.

Why would the Host Club close so suddenly, without warning? Had something dreadful happened to the wonderful princes of their school?

Inside, muffled by thick carpeting and doors, Tamaki’s voice was raised. “Take her out right now!” he demanded of the twins, pointing imperiously at a back door. “I want Haruhi home! There is no host club today! She will not be—be here. Go!”

He was met with three pairs of blinking eyes.

“But she’s Kyouya-senpai’s present,” Hikaru and Kaoru protested in unison, expression schooled to show nothing but concern over their vice president and his gift.

Haruhi blinked some more. “What?” she said, sitting between the twins on the couch and looking rather annoyed.

“But if we’re not hosting today, Honey will have no one to play with if Haru-kun goes home!” Honey ran up to Haruhi and clutched her hands, looking tearfully over his shoulder at a towering Tamaki, who continued to look dictatorial.

“Honey-senpai can go home too! Mori-senpai, you take him!” Tamaki gathered the lot of them and pushed them toward the back entrance.

“Hey—” said Haruhi as one last shove had her stumbling out of the room.

“Haruhi, make sure you get home safely! Daddy would see you home if he could but he has business to take care of. Don’t trust those devilish twins!” The door slammed.

Tamaki stared at the shut door and pouted. “I-I can’t believe I just made cute little Haruhi go home. I could’ve spent time with her! I never see her enough. What have I done?” he wailed, collapsing upon himself and hiding away in a corner, head tucked in his hands.

The only other occupant of the room continued typing away on his laptop as he had been doing for the past fifteen minutes. “I didn’t take you for someone who liked to inflict pain on himself, Tamaki,” Kyouya said, reaching a finger up to adjust his glasses before resuming his typing.

The blond rose to his feet unsteadily and wove his way across the room, looking soulless. “Haruhi,” he whimpered.

“Don’t be so careless,” said Kyouya, reaching out and grabbing the soul before it escaped out the window. He handed it back to Tamaki who looked grateful. “I may charge for that next time.” Pausing, he turned to glance at Tamaki.

Blond hair swished back into place, perfectly coiffed. “Certainly I’m not the soulless one around here,” Tamaki said, lounging his hip against the back of Kyouya’s chair. He crossed his arms and looked down at his vice president, silent for a change, gaze weighing.

Kyouya raised an eyebrow at him. “Why did you cancel club today, president? That’s quite a loss we’re going to be suffering from.” His fingers started flying over the keys again, calling up multiple windows on the computer screen: spreadsheets and various calculations, it appeared. “We may have to do another fundraiser soon.”

Tamaki twitched momentarily. “Selling personal items, you mean.”

“For raising funds,” said Kyouya. “Fundraising.”

Tamaki let out a long sigh, hand clapping down on Kyouya’s shoulder. He smiled. “You’re a good vice president, Kyouya,” he said. “Our club would be lost without you. You keep us in business.” His smile turned into a grin. “Thanks, Mommy.”

Kyouya’s lips twitched up in a smile of his own. “I don’t do it for free, Daddy.”

The hand on his shoulder slipped down further as Tamaki hugged him from behind. “I know,” he whispered next to Kyouya’s ear, eyes dark with promise. “You do receive the best service from the King, you know.”

“Hmm,” murmured Kyouya, glasses glinting as he dipped his head, fingers slowing to a stop. His voice was low and amused as Tamaki’s lips bumped gently against his cheek, soft. “Does that make me the Queen?”

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Started/Finished: 05.13.2006

Notes: I have no excuse for this except that I think I'm funny, it's late, and I was horrendously prompted by firedraygon97 . Excuse any blatant mistakes but please point them out so I can fix them ASAP. :D

In the meantime, Mommy/Daddy love! ♥
 
 
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Current Music: Shishido Ryou & Ohtori Choutarou - Brand New Days (remix)
 
 
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nobody,not even the rain,has such small hands: oh lovesatora_chan on May 14th, 2006 04:19 am (UTC)
YOU DID IT. omg YOU WROTE IT. aaaaah. And it was so good, and I was laughing my arse off, just like when I watch/read the anime/manga. You captured everyone's spirits exactly, and even the background info (like the sparkles actually being real and the spontaneously-existing roses). And the setting! The choice of Mother's Day and Mommy and

I still haven't stopped laughing XD

And it's Tamaki/Kyouya ♥ ♥ ♥

Favourite lines:

“For raising funds,” said Kyouya. “Fundraising.”
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His voice was low and amused as Tamaki’s lips bumped gently against is cheek, soft. “Does that make me the Queen?”
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: snugsmeiface on May 14th, 2006 04:38 am (UTC)
^____^ I definitely didn't plan on my Tamaki/Kyouya to turn out this way but, eh, the Mother's Day prompt inspired great things? XD; Well, things on crack anyway. (But since Ouran is on crack too I guess I lucked out!)

♥♥ Yay for laughing and liking!
focus and we'll be flyingfiredraygon97 on May 14th, 2006 04:30 am (UTC)
Haha, I thought you never got my message. XD; Yay, I'm an enabler! Thanks for accepting the challenge. ♥

Tamaki twitched momentarily. “Selling personal items, you mean.”

“For raising funds,” said Kyouya. “Fundraising.”


Kyouya's logic beats all. >D I love his 'behind the scenes' work, keeping the club alive. ♥

I'm undecided about OTP's in Ouran at this point, but you're pointing me in a few directions with your fics! XP
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: immaturemeiface on May 14th, 2006 04:40 am (UTC)
EVIL EVIL ENABLER. D: (Not a problem. ♥ It actually inspired me to write tonight. I totally was expecting to sit and bitch at my block. XD;; This was preferable.)

Kyouya is all-magical and the "shadow king" oh yes. ♥

Haha, my fics are going to point you in several more directions. I plan on a Tamaki/Haruhi next. What OTP? (Twincest! Mei = easy)
Nart Yelrihsshukuun on May 14th, 2006 04:35 am (UTC)
XD; firedraygon97 pointed me in this direction!

I must say, this was absolutely wonderful to read! Makes you smile~ XD; I love the fact that you used Mother's Day as a theme for this. Haha, you've got the randomness that is Ouran down pretty good. XD; Tamaki's mood swings are love. But man, “For raising funds,” said Kyouya. “Fundraising.” Kyouya wins at life. Hahaha. XD

Once again, lovely little fic! I really enjoyed reading it. ^__^
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: fun timesmeiface on May 14th, 2006 04:43 am (UTC)
I'm glad you liked it! Heh, it was definitely a lot of fun writing it. Oh the lovely crack that is Ouran combined with the Mother's Day prompt...it was bound to result in strange things.

Kyouya's logic is infallible. ^.~ I love him so much.
Kimiko: Kyoya -- More than just a pretty facecrazy_bookworm on May 14th, 2006 04:38 am (UTC)
OMG!!! That's awesome!!!! Without a doubt! I would love to read more by you. :D
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: confuzzledmeiface on May 14th, 2006 04:44 am (UTC)
Thanks! It was a lot of fun to write.
ちぇっずchezzu on May 14th, 2006 04:45 am (UTC)
“For raising funds,” said Kyouya. “Fundraising.”

So cute. XD I love it love it. Mommy / Daddy forever :D~!
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: springmeiface on May 14th, 2006 04:51 am (UTC)
They are cute--but then, I find almost any pairing in the series cute. XD; I'm easy that way. Glad you liked!
Meredith: Kyoya Tamakisillymegoat on May 14th, 2006 04:53 am (UTC)
That was crackily hilarious. I liked it! Good job!

Btw, that icon of yours with Ayame and Yuki (I saw it on an above comment) cracks me up. Obviously Ayame doesn't get that Yuki's mom is his mom too! *is way to amused by it*
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: heh funnymeiface on May 14th, 2006 04:55 am (UTC)
Yay, thanks! (Your icon is totally appropriate, unlike mine.)

Aww, I totally love that icon. Ayame wins. ♥ It's my "immature" icon for a very good reason. ;D
sapphy梨: [Host Club] sharing is caringsapphynashi on May 14th, 2006 04:56 am (UTC)
I think you have the cracky humor down pat. XD Mori picking sparkles out of his food, heh! *picturing it* His poor meal. XD Loved the bit with the twins, too. ♥ And of COURSE they would come up with that idea. XD!

Kyouya is such a hard-working Mommy, he certainly deserves some well-earned love and attention from Daddy. XD
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: fun timesmeiface on May 14th, 2006 05:00 am (UTC)
Ahahah. Um. I was going to have the twins offer up Daddy as Mommy's present at first, but then I figured they were much more likely to offer Haruhi just because it would tick off Tamaki more. XD And we all know how much the twins like to make trouble. ♥

(And I love Mori! ::swims around in Mori love::)
nobody knows I'm Benedict Cumberbatch: Megane Kyara148km on May 14th, 2006 05:40 am (UTC)
Help me, I'm drowning in Tamaki's sparkles! @_@ *swims towards a lifeboat* That was terribly cute, and I loved how you wrote Mori and Honey. Like, the story would have been completely functioning without them in it, but their presence enhanced the quality, and I usually don't see that in fanfiction. So I applaud that. ^_^
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: taitomeiface on May 14th, 2006 11:38 pm (UTC)
Haha, Tamaki is totally outrageous and wonderful. ♥ I'm really glad you like it. (Especially the Mori and Honey parts which I'm particularly fond of myself. I love those two. So much.)
fledgling: get laid (me)fluffyfledgling on May 14th, 2006 05:43 am (UTC)
You're brilliant. You captured the craziness of the show perfectly, but added your own details, and it was OMG!LOVELY! Great job! I was grinning the whole time. I really liked the scene in the cafeteria, with Tamaki's sparkles falling into Mori's food, and then have it frozen over with the 'Ice of Tamaki’s Shock™'. Well done! ♥ Much love.
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: homeworkmeiface on May 14th, 2006 11:40 pm (UTC)
*my dn icon, rly*
(Your icon is full of love!)

Considering I'm still feeling my way towards characterization in this fandom, I'm glad to hear you thought I captured it well! My style usually doesn't veer towards taking anime so literally but I thought it might be appropriate for Ouran. :3 Plus, it was fun.
shaorankunshaorankun on May 14th, 2006 08:07 am (UTC)
awwww!! That was so cute

and so awesome XD
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: fallingmeiface on May 14th, 2006 11:41 pm (UTC)
Thank you! ^^.
yuki_monoyuki_mono on May 14th, 2006 08:10 am (UTC)
I really really love this ** Happy mother's day's Mommy-Kyouya-sempai! XD

Poor Mori T_T he need to eat is food to grow up, but if Tamaki keeps sparkling is food...And why I'm still all "Kyaaa~kyaa" over the strawberry part? << TWINCEST OTPPP!!! >D
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: fun timesmeiface on May 14th, 2006 11:41 pm (UTC)
I love Kyouya so much. *__* And Mori too. And just, well, everyone in the series, you know? (TWINS FOR THE WIN THOUGH. ♥♥)

Glad you liked!
Myth: Ouran // nekkid boysmyth720 on May 14th, 2006 08:15 am (UTC)
it seems to end when it should start; it all reads like an appetizer. but i enjoyed the style~

yay for kyouya day~
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: pornmeiface on May 14th, 2006 11:42 pm (UTC)
That might be because I am 1) evil, or 2) afraid of writing bad smut. XD;; It leans towards the latter at the moment. Someone should write hot Ouran porn though. :D
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Min☆Min: oi kyoya_aurum on May 14th, 2006 08:39 am (UTC)
"I may charge for that next time." Please do... *cough* I absolutely love the sparkles and roses and Honey... Everything's just perfect ♥ Sorry I'm so incoherent, but just... *re-reads*

And I finally get to use my new shiny icon ;D
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: confuzzledmeiface on May 14th, 2006 11:43 pm (UTC)
I'm very familiar with incoherency, being a master of it myself. ^.~ I'm glad you like the fic. (And, ee, icon love!)
Kristallen den fina: Kyouya x Tamakiquinesale on May 14th, 2006 08:56 am (UTC)
Awwww that was adorable and so much fun, I really enjoyed it :D
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: eye candymeiface on May 14th, 2006 11:43 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much! It was too much fun to write, really.
solution/resolution/absolutionrain_streaked on May 14th, 2006 09:12 pm (UTC)
I was torn between laughing my butt off and sobbing, "Why did you stop there?!"

"Mori removed the rose that had fallen, forlorn, into his asparagus and offered it to Honey who beamed and stuck it behind his ear. The thorns had fallen off the moment his fingers brushed the stem, of course." For some reason this cracked me up beyond repair. XD
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: embarrassingmeiface on May 14th, 2006 11:44 pm (UTC)
(Because I am an evil, evil person! ...who is totally going to screw up Ouran porn. XD;; Um.)

Yay for liking the fic~ ♥
bit_dreams on May 17th, 2006 02:39 am (UTC)
Late comment, but that's okay, right? ^_^
MEI!! Omg, so awesome. Lol, my first ever Kyouya/Tama, but htat's okay. This was good
Especailly the thing with the sparkles. Poor Mori. His lunch was ruined. ^^;

The thorns had fallen off the moment his fingers brushed the stem, of course.
Because, of course Honey has magic hands. ^_^ Or his sweetness made the thorns not want to hurt him? ^^;

Mmmhmm! This was so great. ♥♥♥!! Mmm.. and 'King' and 'Queen' reminds me of Gakuen Heaven. o.O;;
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: braindeadmeiface on May 18th, 2006 01:25 am (UTC)
Re: Late comment, but that's okay, right? ^_^
Never too late for a comment. ;D I'm really glad you liked it because eee, Kyouya/Tamaki is much win. Not as much as Hikaru/Karou though, but I'm terribly biased.

I love Mori! And Honey! ♥

Oooh, I watched the first episode of Gakuen Heaven and got horribly confused by all the characters. XD;; Um.
takenoko: lovetakenoko on May 18th, 2006 02:21 am (UTC)
♥ ahh, so much love for the crack! (Found this through the ouran community).

I love how you take the special effects from the anime and make the words literal (sparkles, hee!). Also, characterization of the twins is just perfect. And the lovely twist at the end, bwah. Kyouya as Queen is just too, too funny.
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: confuzzledmeiface on May 18th, 2006 02:46 am (UTC)
It was a lot of fun to write. Ouran just begs for crackfics, really. :D And Kyouya is much win at life. ♥
akaneakane2040 on May 21st, 2006 03:54 pm (UTC)
the fangirl in me is dying...but in a good way
Reading it the second time around was even better!!! Thx for sharing, your characterization is top-notch!

XOXO
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it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: fun timesmeiface on May 22nd, 2006 01:43 am (UTC)
Re: the fangirl in me is dying...but in a good way
Thank you! ^^. It's always nice to hear the fic is liked.
Emerald Crystal: hahaha i'm an idiotemeraldcrystal on May 25th, 2006 01:06 am (UTC)
Ah. Mommy/Daddy love = <3 ^________^ This was too cute... write more? ^^
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: eye candymeiface on May 25th, 2006 01:18 am (UTC)
Eee, thank you! I hope to write more. :3
i am a lonely bucket ~:"(emcyclopedia on May 29th, 2006 02:45 pm (UTC)
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OMG. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. MEIIIIII. *______________*
THIS IS SO VERY VERY VERY COMPLETELY THOROUGHLY AMAZING. DDDDDDDDDD:
KJDFHGLKSDHJGHLHDFKJH KYOUYA. OH, KYOUYAAAAAAA. AND AND AND TAMAKI, BEING SWEET. *Q*

“Hmm,” murmured Kyouya, glasses glinting as he dipped his head, fingers slowing to a stop. His voice was low and amused as Tamaki’s lips bumped gently against his cheek, soft. “Does that make me the Queen?”

ENDING!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *FLAILS* I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR THEM!! *SQUEAL* *RUNS AROUND IN CIRCLES*

Thank you for writing, Mei~~ :DDDDDDDDDD
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: springmeiface on May 29th, 2006 04:15 pm (UTC)
Aww, I'm glad you liked it! XD I love Kyouya and, well, Kyouya/Tamaki. ♥ Actually, I love a lot of pairings in Ouran and it screws with my head, but Kyouya/Tamaki is special. I want to write more for them. *___*
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S: SHINY!svz_insanity on May 31st, 2006 03:46 am (UTC)
God, Mei, I love you so much. *___* The sparkles, all the wacky effects (ice!), and Honey and Mori's actions... they just add to the complete atmosphere. :D :D

The ending is perfect. It's sweet and funny all at once.

Tamaki twitched momentarily. “Selling personal items, you mean.”

“For raising funds,” said Kyouya. “Fundraising.”


I see I'm not the only one who likes that line! Behold, Kyouya's logic!
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: kirakirameiface on May 31st, 2006 03:49 am (UTC)
Your icon makes me *kirakira* at you. XD

I'm glad you liked it. ::snugs:: Writing for Ouran is fun. In fact, I was planning on doing more of it tonight...but then I got distracted so, uh, perhaps later? Yes.

Kyouya = win! ♥
LB: squeedeathlb_x on June 4th, 2006 12:07 am (UTC)
Let's call this canon XD It's beautiful, the little details and the characterization, and I am so a Tamaki/Kyouya fan now ^^;
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: springmeiface on June 4th, 2006 12:54 am (UTC)
Thank you! It was way too much fun to write. For all that I like various pairings in Ouran (Tamaki/Haruhi, Mori/Haruhi, Honey/Mori, le twins, etc.), Kyouya/Tamaki is pretty special. ♥
red_planet31red_planet31 on June 4th, 2006 08:25 am (UTC)
Long live the King and Queen!!!

Across the table, Mori silently picked out sparkles from his food and placed them in a small pile to the side.

I can just imagine that happening in the anime... and the soul grabbing part too. Love how you wrote this fic!!
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: smilemeiface on June 4th, 2006 07:50 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I'm totally endeared towards the love that is Kyouya/Tamaki. ♥
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ametris on June 18th, 2006 04:26 pm (UTC)
<3!!!
(There will be much more fangirling of this fic as soon as I email everyone I know... whom I have all converted into OKHC fans~)

Oh! And just wondering...

Tamaki blinked at them for a moment, blue eyes blank.

...Aren't his eyes violet? Or am I just being colour-blind again? ^_^;;
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: denialmeiface on June 20th, 2006 12:43 am (UTC)
Hmm...blue-violet? Let me be, I'm too lazy to edit. XD;; Does it say anywhere officially?
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on June 20th, 2006 11:27 pm (UTC) (Expand)
kanarazufuji_love on August 25th, 2006 04:26 am (UTC)
Mommy and Daddy! Yeah!! ^___^
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