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06 December 2009 @ 08:39 pm
[Super Junior] In the Grand Scheme of Things, PG, humor/crack, KiHyuk  
Has everyone seen Kibum's amazing new hair? Because that is what this entire fic is based around. Pairing prompt by mytigerhobbes, who is an enabler of the worst kind, encouraging crackfic during study breaks. ): What study breaks? I should be studying all the time. D:

In the Grand Scheme of Things
Super Junior (M), bandfic (some Kibum/Eunhyuk, some ninja), PG, 2150 words
Kibum grows out his hair and everyone wants to know why.


Heechul was the first to see the picture, because - like Eunhyuk often liked to say - Heechul made a career out of being a netizen, not an idol.

The first person he texted was Sungmin. Have you SEEN Kibum's hair?! he demanded.

Then he texted Hankyung. What the hell happened to Snow White?!

Then he finally texted Kibum. YOUR HAIR, was all he said.

He proceeded to spend the next fifteen minutes staring at the picture, trying to discern whether or not it was photoshop, and wondering what the hell Kibum had gotten up to. Sure, he hadn't seen Kibum in a few weeks, and the kid's hair had been sort of longish the last time he'd seen him, but surely - surely! - it couldn't have gotten this long.

In that time, Heechul received the following texts:

From Sungmin, WOW, kibum makes a gorgeous girl. do you feel threatened, hyung?

From Hankyung, Stop watching Disney movies Heechul.

And, finally, a few hours later, from Kibum: What about it?

"Bastards," Heechul griped, in the process of photoshopping a tiara onto Kibum's head. "All of you."

--

"Why'd you send me this pic of some chick with a guitar?" Kangin asked Heechul. "She's pretty hot, though. D'you know her? Can you introduce me to her?"

Heechul stopped replying to text messages for ten minutes while he laughed so hard he had to put his head down on the desk.

--

Because this was Super Junior, known to others in the industry as the network of gossip (and sometimes the origins of it), everyone knew by the end of the day. It was like a convoluted, fifteen-way game of Telephone.

Kangin told Siwon, who told Donghae, who told everyone in SJM.

Sungmin told Eunhyuk, who told Eeteuk, who told everyone in SME.

Somewhere in the mix, there were a lot of repeated calls, exclamations of "I know! I heard!", and Hankyung complaining, "Why am I always last to know? How come Heechul never tells me anything?"

A few of the text messages Kibum received that day included:

HEY NOW WE DON'T MATCH :( YOUR HAIR IS LONGER AGAIN. I WAS TRYING TO CATCH UP!!

Is this for the movie?

Omg your hair looks gorgeous, what kind of shampoo and conditioner are you using? :D

So this is why I've been beating you in Starcraft, hyung... Being beautiful takes up a lot of time, I know.

lol wtf

They were from, respectively, Donghae, Shindong, Zhou Mi, Kyuhyun, and Yesung.

Kibum read them and deleted them from his phone without replying. He then sighed, pushed his hair over his shoulder, again, and bent back over his script. Long hair was really more trouble than it was worth. And letting Eunbi take that picture of him was really a mistake, in hindsight.

--

"He looks weird," Heechul said, crossing his arms and sinking into the couch with a pout.

"Don't be jealous, Heechul," Eeteuk told him. "It's unbecoming."

"What are you, my mother?"

Eeteuk just gave him a look. "You've called me that often enough." Heechul only sighed and rolled his eyes, staying silent.

"I think he looks good," Sungmin put in earnestly. "I mean...a little different from how we normally see him, but not bad!" He turned to Eunhyuk for support. "Right, Hyukkie?"

Eunhyuk seemed to have a hard time dragging his eyes away from the laptop screen. "Um?" he ventured. His eyes drifted back towards the picture, a slight flush on his cheeks. "He looks...really nice," he agreed at last. "His hair looks really...soft..."

Shindong grinned suddenly.

"Didn't Eunhyuk have this thing for girls with long hair?" he asked.

Sungmin met his eyes mischievously. They tended to always be on the same wavelength. "And nice smiles?"

"And nice skin?"

"And money?"

Eunhyuk's face turned redder and redder as they continued.

"One problem," Eeteuk interjected with a wry smile, hoping to save Eunhyuk. "He also specified big boobs."

Or maybe not save Eunhyuk so much as humiliate him even further. Eunhyuk shot his leader a betrayed look. Eeteuk, being the cruel, cruel traitor that he was, only grinned back at him.

Heechul was laughing raucously. "I'll call up Kibum and have him fix that right up," he said with a leer. "What's a princess without some...endowment?"

Eunhyuk buried his face in his hands and silently cursed Kibum and his ridiculously gorgeous hair. And smile. And-- Fuck.

--

"So, really, what's up with the hair?" Yesung asked Kibum over the phone.

"Do you guys really have so little to do?" Kibum asked in return, sounding slightly irritable. "Seriously. Nothing better to do than to wonder about my hair?"

"Nope," Yesung replied cheerfully. "So what's up with the hair?"

"It's a secret."

"What? Why? Tell your favorite hyung, c'mon!"

Kibum rolled his eyes. "You're hardly my favorite hyung, Jongwoon-hyung."

"What? That hurts, Kibum. That hurts real deep." There was a pause. "I mean, your favorite hyung other than the ones you've made out with."

Kibum laughed, despite himself. "It's a secret," he repeated. "I like to be a man of mystery."

"More like a woman of mystery," Yesung muttered crankily as Kibum ended the call.

--

Donghae sent Kibum a very sad email about how he was going to let the stylist jiejies cut his hair now because obviously Kibum didn't care at all that Donghae was never going to catch up with him.

"You're a cruel man, Kim Kibum," he said. "T__T"

Kibum felt vaguely guilty even though he hadn't even known they had been, evidently, engaged in some sort of hair growing competition.

--

Three days after Heechul had discovered The Picture, Kibum dropped by the dorms for a visit, at Heechul's behest. More accurately, Heechul had pulled rank, and Kibum was still a good enough dongsaeng to feel obligated, particularly since he hadn't seen the other members in weeks. Guilt was as good a motivator as any, and Kibum knew that Heechul knew it.

"Damn," said Heechul when he opened the door and saw Kibum standing there. He pulled a face. "You look like shit, Kibum. What the hell? I thought you turned pretty!"

Kibum rolled his eyes and stepped inside. He'd tied his hair back and pulled a beanie over his head - it was winter, after all, and the weather was freezing.

"I guess I have nothing to worry about." Heechul elbowed him and grinned.

Kibum rolled his eyes again. "Trust me, I'm not after your position as the pretty pretty princess." He unwound his scarf and started stripping off his heavy coat.

"Good! Because you'd suck at it, Kibum. Hate to break it to you, but pretty pretty princesses don't have guns like yours." Heechul smirked and grabbed one of Kibum's biceps. He squeezed with a little waggle of his eyebrows.

Kibum laughed, and kept laughing once he was on the couch catching up with the other members. It was nice. He'd missed them.

Eunhyuk stumbled in half an hour after Kibum arrived and stopped short. "H-hi," he stammered. His eyes darted to Kibum's face and then to his tied-back hair questioningly. He slunk into the room as casually as he could, feigning nonchalance as Sungmin watched him with a knowing look.

"Hey Kibummie," Sungmin said sweetly, "can I see you with your hair down?"

Kibum reached up and pulled out the hair-tie, sliding his hair over his shoulder. He shook it out slightly.

Shindong wolf-whistled. Eunhyuk flushed bright red. Sungmin grinned victoriously.

Before Kibum could forestall any questions by saying he didn't really want to talk about the hair, Heechul broke in. "I didn't know you could do that," he gasped at Shindong. "Teach me how to do that!"

Heechul, Kibum reflected, sometimes could be a good hyung. Sungmin, on the other hand... Kibum eyed the way Eunhyuk slouched in his seat, arms crossed, desperately casual despite his red face. Sungmin, on the other hand, was clearly evil.

Kibum admired that in a hyung.

--

Eunhyuk locked his room that night.

He always closed his door at night, of course, but usually he kept it unlocked in case someone wanted to come in and hang out or whatever.

Tonight, though, he locked it. And he didn't touch the porn stashed in the false bottom of the box under his bed where he kept his cleaning supplies and rubber gloves and sponges.

Furtively, he opened up the picture of Kibum with long hair and a guitar and blew it up to 300%.

--

"You lost a bet, didn't you?"

"Seriously," Kibum said, "nothing better to do in China?"

"Nope," Kyuhyun replied cheerfully. "It's this or Starcraft, and I'm already kicking your ass so I figured you could use a break."

"No songs to practice singing? No Chinese to learn?"

"Nope and nope."

"No fans to bother? No complaining about how Beijing is too hot?"

"Nope, Henry's on his baidu. He's got it covered. And it's December."

Kibum held up his finger at his stylist, indicating that he'd be just another minute. She sighed dramatically at him and waved the hairspray threateningly. "No tall Chinese guy to make out with?"

There was suspicious silence on the other end of the line.

"What do you know," Kyuhyun growled finally.

Kibum didn't actually know anything except for Heechul's endless speculations on the matter, but he grinned. "I'll tell you about my hair the day you tell a certain tall Chinese guy how you feel about him."

Kyuhyun hung up on him and Kibum's stylist pounced, taking his phone away.

--

Ignore Heechul if he's obnoxious, Hankyung texted Kibum, as if he felt responsible for Heechul, and as if Kibum hadn't known Heechul for just as long. Kibum knew well enough how to ignore Heechul after all these years.

You look very handsome, Siwon texted him, and Kibum didn't doubt his sincerity.

Please eat well and take care of yourself! came from Ryeowook, who was the only one who hadn't mentioned his hair at all, even in passing. Kibum always did like Ryeowook best.

I am totally going to send this pic to all my guy friends back home and let, Henry texted him. A second text continued: them think you're a girl and then tell them you're not. HA HA HA.

--

As with Yesung and Kyuhyun, Heechul spent a lot of time speculating on Kibum's hair because he really didn't have anything better to do. Which was a lie - he was filming a drama, after all, but filming left him a surprising amount of time to sit around and do nothing. When he was getting his hair and make-up done, for example. When he was at home memorizing his script, as another example. And because he wasn't allowed to go out and get wasted every night because of early-morning filmings, that left him home at night, wondering about Kibum's hair in between playing with Heebum and checking his fan pages online.

Once in a while, the other members were around while he speculated. It was practically a nightly rotation.

"Maybe his movie role is a guy who crossdresses as a girl in an all girls' school," Eeteuk suggested, voice slightly dreamy.

Heechul gave him a disgusted look. "Please don't air your dirty fantasies where I can hear them."

"What?" Eeteuk gave him a defensive look. "There are so many dramas where the girl crossdresses as a guy! Why can't there be one where the guy crossdresses as the girl?"

"I wish it were Shindong's night," Heechul told him meanly.

The next night, Heechul sat upright from where he'd been sprawled lazily on the couch, not reading his script. "Damn! I should've made him do Gee with us! He wouldn't even have needed a wig!"

"Your priorities in life, hyung," Sungmin mumbled around the guitar pick between his teeth, "I envy them."

--

In the end, no one ever got out of Kibum why he grew his hair out. Eunhyuk, however, couldn't look him in the eye for weeks afterward, and Yesung propositioned him a few times ("Would you like me better after we made out?" he wanted to know). Donghae made sad faces at him via text and email for about a week and then forgot all about it, and Kyuhyun continued to be stupidly in love with Zhou Mi without saying anything (or something, Kibum surmised).

When Kibum finally got his hair cut, Eunhyuk was so relieved he threw himself at Kibum in a grateful hug, because he knew he hadn't been gay for Kibum! He'd known all along!

Then Kibum kissed him and Eunhyuk fainted. Kibum caught him, and caught Eeteuk gaping at him. He flashed him a smile and shrugged.

"Just practicing for the movie," he said blithely. It was almost true. He was just practicing being evil, because everyone needed evil hyungs.

The hair thing had all been part of the grand master plan.



--

Started/Finished: 2009.12.06
 
 
 
THIS IS SPARTA WHAT IS THIS: SJ✖Kibum✖you'd look good in my bedcrazychickencow on December 7th, 2009 02:47 am (UTC)
I haven't even read this yet, but SCREAMS. WHAT. HIS HAIR. I leave fandom for a hot minute and Kibum looks like a poor lost hippie. A hot hippie, but um. What. Just-- confused.
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: macdonald hallmeiface on December 7th, 2009 02:50 am (UTC)
Right? My mind, she cannot comprehend. Like - he looks good. But also - bwuh?!
(no subject) - crazychickencow on December 7th, 2009 02:58 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - meiface on December 7th, 2009 03:05 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on December 7th, 2009 07:12 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - crazychickencow on December 7th, 2009 07:59 am (UTC) (Expand)
rσmεσ: Kibum [Secret]gekkonorondo on December 7th, 2009 02:58 am (UTC)
You own my heart and soul.

Just sayin'. ♥
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: my heromeiface on December 7th, 2009 03:05 am (UTC)
:DDD Thank you!
我抱着我: kibum [how cool]wobaozhewo on December 7th, 2009 02:58 am (UTC)
lol. ... He looks like a happy Ring girl.

Hankyung told Siwon, who told Donghae, who told everyone in SJM.

Sungmin told Eunhyuk, who told Eeteuk, who told everyone in SME.


This is trufax 8D Made my day :D Along with the pseudo-Kihyuk. haha. This whole thing. Oh, Kibum ♥ Good study break. 8D
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: boys boys boysmeiface on December 7th, 2009 03:07 am (UTC)
Eeteuk can't help letting things slip. XD He and Kangin have that in common - meant to be, obviously!

Donghae is just...exuberant. Or smethinng. About sharing everything he knows. :'D

My study breaks, they are so productive... I should take fewer of them, lol.
(no subject) - wobaozhewo on December 7th, 2009 11:35 am (UTC) (Expand)
Kayevelyn: sica2kayevelyn on December 7th, 2009 02:59 am (UTC)
LOOOOL THAT PIC. I WAS LIKE "WTH JESSICA? WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS PRE-DEBUT PHOTO BEFORE? AND WHY DO YOU LOOK SO HIGH?"

But this fic just made me die. I love your Donghae, he would be having a competition with people that no one but he knew about. And Henry! AHAHA You just wrote everyone's reactions hilariously well. Loved ♥
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: smile for memeiface on December 7th, 2009 03:08 am (UTC)
I love Kibum smiling! ♥ And not looking so "FML" all the time! :D But oh god does the hair mess with my head.

Donghaeeee. ♥♥ Hee, thank you!
happytgt on December 7th, 2009 03:11 am (UTC)
LOLing irl, I'm gna quote this whole thing back to you, and I'm even quoting my laughter!

"Why'd you send me this pic of some chick with a guitar?" Kangin asked Heechul. "She's pretty hot, though. D'you know her? Can you introduce me to her?"

Heechul stopped replying to text messages for ten minutes while he laughed so hard he had to put his head down on the desk.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL KANGIN HAS HE STOPPED LOOKING AT KIBUM FOR TOO LONG.

HEY NOW WE DON'T MATCH :( YOUR HAIR IS LONGER AGAIN. I WAS TRYING TO CATCH UP!!
HAHA, HAHAHAH, HAHAHAHAHHAAAAA! So that's what's Donghae's long hair was for.

"One problem," Eeteuk interjected with a wry smile, hoping to save Eunhyuk. "He also specified big boobs."
*giggle* Oh Eunhyuk, and Eeteuk. :3

Before Kibum could forestall any questions by saying he didn't really want to talk about the hair, Heechul broke in. "I didn't know you could do that," he gasped at Shindong. "Teach me how to do that!"

Heechul, Kibum reflected, sometimes could be a good hyung. Sungmin, on the other hand... Kibum eyed the way Eunhyuk slouched in his seat, arms crossed, desperately casual despite his red face. Sungmin, on the other hand, was clearly evil.

*giggles somemore* oh sungmin, :DDDD

In the end, no one ever got out of Kibum why he grew his hair out. Eunhyuk, however, couldn't look him in the eye for weeks afterward, and Yesung propositioned him a few times ("Would you like me better after we made out?" he wanted to know). Donghae made sad faces at him via text and email for about a week and then forgot all about it, and Kyuhyun continued to be stupidly in love with Zhou Mi without saying anything (or something, Kibum surmised).
I LOVE THIS SUMMARY BECAUSE DONGHAE IS JUST ADORABLE AND YESUNG IS PURE FAIL THAT IT WINS AND QMI xDDD

--

The ending was just!!! Eunhyuk, my beloved bias, you wrote him so cuuuuute I love him sfm. And Kibum is the best evil hyung that he can fight with Heechul y'know. Awesomeeeeee fic, I love you. I LOVE YOU!
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: retarded kpop boysmeiface on December 7th, 2009 03:29 am (UTC)
YAY LOLING IRL. \o/ I always support this. I went through so much mental bwuh?? staring at this picture earlier on - I figure SJ would too.

THERE HAD TO BE A REASON FOR DONGHAE'S RIDICULOUSLY LONG HAIR, sobbing, ilh, but man he needs a haircut.

I love fail!Hyuk so hard. He is so adorable. >: ♥ Thank you! :D
mr. presidentherocountry on December 7th, 2009 03:26 am (UTC)
this was really fucking cute and hilarious and definitely my favourite fic from your recent ones. i love henry so much oh my god. and yesung. and heechul and sungmin and everyone. T___T
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: >|meiface on December 7th, 2009 03:30 am (UTC)
LMAO WHAT YOU DIDN'T LOVE MY EUNHAE? T__________T I'm really hurt. >:

aslkdghd I kind of love Yesung in this. !!

Edited at 2009-12-07 03:30 am (UTC)
(no subject) - herocountry on December 7th, 2009 03:33 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - meiface on December 7th, 2009 03:37 am (UTC) (Expand)
THIS IS SPARTA WHAT IS THIS: SJ✖kiss me like you mean itcrazychickencow on December 7th, 2009 03:27 am (UTC)
It is somewhat predictable that my favorite parts revolve around Heechul and Sungmin. Also,

I am totally going to send this pic to all my guy friends back home and let, Henry texted him. A second text continued: them think you're a girl and then tell them you're not. HA HA HA.

Dies. ♥ Brilliant.
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: crossdressing is an art formmeiface on December 7th, 2009 03:31 am (UTC)
That is so what I would do. Actually, I've done it, with pictures of Miyavi and Hyde and stuff. Ahh, jrock...

Eeee thank you! :D
(no subject) - crazychickencow on December 7th, 2009 03:34 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - meiface on December 7th, 2009 03:38 am (UTC) (Expand)
~dancing velociraptor~: hyukboredkitty on December 7th, 2009 03:29 am (UTC)
OMG I LOVED IT Eunhyuk was so perfect in this, also all of the members were amazing...

and that picture broke my brain XD

Meming this :3 <3
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: LOLmeiface on December 7th, 2009 03:32 am (UTC)
It broke mine too! Hence the crackfic...

Glad you liked it. XD
a constellation-making machine: eunhyuk yessssnotablender on December 7th, 2009 03:54 am (UTC)
i am upset that i wasn't around when you posted this! ;__; i don't think i've ever read kihyuk before 8D

my favorite line is probably Furtively, he opened up the picture of Kibum with long hair and a guitar and blew it up to 300%. and the references to eunhyuk's being a clean freak are a+ XD

thank you for satisfying my desire to read this rare pairing <3 also, i don't think it's possible to enable someone who didn't want to be enabled in the first place :P
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: can't touch thismeiface on December 7th, 2009 04:31 am (UTC)
I don't know if I've read it before either! Probably because the two of them never interact...

Ahaha, Hyukkie is such a clean freak and I love him for it. ♥

LET ME SHIFT THE BLAME. T__T I'm supposed to be studying rn. Or back then. I'm done with studying for the night, I've decided!
(no subject) - notablender on December 7th, 2009 05:18 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - meiface on December 7th, 2009 02:45 pm (UTC) (Expand)
sapphy梨: [You're Beautiful] this one's gaysapphynashi on December 7th, 2009 04:01 am (UTC)
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT PEOPLE WHOSE HAIR GROWS FAST...

Oh, Heechul. Oh, Donghae lakfdjhak unspoken hair growing competition lolol. YESUNG BEING CREEPY AND WEIRD. SUNGMIN BEING EVIL AND AWESOME.

Aah, it's the little things that I love best. Henry's text message and Hankyung not finding out (or figuring out jfdlhak) until everyone else in the world knows and Kyuhyun's snark and Donghae being totally sadface only to forget about the whole thing after a week...

So hilarious. SJ craziness, ♥
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: real romance (love letter)meiface on December 7th, 2009 04:33 am (UTC)
...no, what do they say? D:

I love that you love the little things adlkhg because I love that they are noticed! The little things I throw in the amuse myself are not gone to waste! :D Like Hankyung failing at comprehension and Donghae's ADD and creepy!Yesung. ♥ I love SJ~
(no subject) - sapphynashi on December 7th, 2009 04:52 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - meiface on December 7th, 2009 02:46 pm (UTC) (Expand)
—bonaMAMA✰~!: kihae [기해]mondaythe26th on December 7th, 2009 04:07 am (UTC)
I'm quoting this here:
CONSPIRACY THEORY: he's just tryin' to win Donghae over, however he can! lmfao

Is trying to win Donghae over part of that grand master plan?
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: kihae = gaymeiface on December 7th, 2009 04:33 am (UTC)
No one knows the full extent of the grand master plan except Kibum himself. :3 We can only speculate.
ha3ngbok on December 7th, 2009 04:07 am (UTC)
*lured by the word crack*

"Why'd you send me this pic of some chick with a guitar?" Kangin asked Heechul. "She's pretty hot, though. D'you know her? Can you introduce me to her?"
omfg I'm dying XDDD the past arc had me laughing but this had me going to heaven XDDD

and Hankyung complaining, "Why am I always last to know? How come Heechul never tells me anything?"
AHAHAH omg... this is too epic omg XD

and and everything else was fantastic XD Eunhyuk's so cute... and and the first qmi arc! AGH I knew right away it was Zhoumi and and... *_*

heehee this was a fun read <3 thanks for sharinggg!! :D
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: hanchulmeiface on December 7th, 2009 04:34 am (UTC)
SJ + crack just goes hand in hand, in my opinion.

Hee, thanks so much! Your comment is awesome and I'm glad you had fun reading it! Poor Kangin and Hankyung...
pight or plightpinefir on December 7th, 2009 04:11 am (UTC)
yesung's comment.lol wtf. my thoughts exactly
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: :/meiface on December 7th, 2009 04:34 am (UTC)
Summed it up well, right? XD
(no subject) - pinefir on December 7th, 2009 05:17 am (UTC) (Expand)
busizhishen: Kihaebusizhishen on December 7th, 2009 04:47 am (UTC)
"Damn! I should've made him do Gee with us! He wouldn't even have needed a wig!"
*____* I WANT TO SEE THAT OMFG.

"When Kibum finally got his hair cut, Eunhyuk was so relieved he threw himself at Kibum in a grateful hug, because he knew he hadn't been gay for Kibum! He'd known all along!
Then Kibum kissed him and Eunhyuk fainted. Kibum caught him, and caught Eeteuk gaping at him. He flashed him a smile and shrugged.
"Just practicing for the movie," he said blithely. It was almost true. He was just practicing being evil, because everyone needed evil hyungs.
The hair thing had all been part of the grand master plan."
OMFG now I wish it was all part of a master plan. XDDDD
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: angstmeiface on December 7th, 2009 03:31 pm (UTC)
It would've been amazingly loltastic. Ah, Kibum, why deny us so many joys in life? :'(
holykeebler216: SUPER JUNIOR * Sungmin * smugholykeebler216 on December 7th, 2009 06:09 am (UTC)
Kibum held up his finger at his stylist, indicating that he'd be just another minute. She sighed dramatically at him and waved the hairspray threateningly. "No tall Chinese guy to make out with?"

There was suspicious silence on the other end of the line.

"What do you know," Kyuhyun growled finally.


YOUR BIAS IS SHOWING. But not enough :/
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: qmimeiface on December 7th, 2009 05:57 pm (UTC)
SOMETIMES I PRETEND TO BE SUBTLE. I mean, look how this was not KiHae at all. Aren't you proud?
(no subject) - holykeebler216 on December 8th, 2009 02:04 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - meiface on December 8th, 2009 03:37 am (UTC) (Expand)
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Jou: pic#92609500death_trigger on December 7th, 2009 08:00 am (UTC)
I'm in the middle of writing an essay for my finals but this completely distracted me and I REGRET NOTHING.

the first time i saw a snapshot of his hair the first thought that came to mind was "wow, he has a lot of hair..." and then "he looks..." and drew a blank because honestly this is a serious WTF!HAIR (not necessarily either bad or good). so. yeah. WHAT THE FUCK.

i love your fics like always.
thaks~
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: omgwtfmeiface on December 7th, 2009 05:57 pm (UTC)
ahaha well you can take study breaks just like I can take study breaks! \o/ They are good for the soul, or so I tell myself.

No, I agree, his hair is very WTF.

Thank you! :D
rara rawr!: 슈퍼주니어 {sluts united}black_goose on December 7th, 2009 10:22 am (UTC)
I've basically got nothing on the hair. See, this looked good. That? not so much. He looks like his part is as a ghost :| a remake of the Ring or something.

I ADORE Donghae in this omgggg he is so cute. I want a Donghae, Mei :( and I also love the Heechul/Sungmin interaction, no idea if that was on purpose, but it MADE MY DAY :D

Sungmin, on the other hand, was clearly evil.
YES I AGREE WITH THIS.

I think I giggled aloud at Henry's text. You know he does that with the other members. I bet he's totally used Heechul pictures to mindfuck with them.
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: kihae = gaymeiface on December 7th, 2009 02:48 pm (UTC)
YOU DON'T THINK GHOST!KIBUM IS SEXY? He is edging slowly back from nonexistence into slightly translucent existence...my OTP is no longer Donghae/imaginary person, lmfao. So I take what I can get.

asldkgh my Donghae bias. ): Evil!Sungmin. I don't know, that might have been your influence.

If I were in Henry's place, I so would've done that. :D
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ashleyaboutl0ve on December 7th, 2009 10:44 am (UTC)
LOL FOREVER.
trying not to laugh too hard or my mom and sister will ask me what's wrong.
the ending. TOTAL WIN!
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: LOLmeiface on December 7th, 2009 05:58 pm (UTC)
Hee, I'm glad you laughed! ♥ Thanks~
♥ knocking down hearts like dominos ♥: i still miss you- kim kibumfaithgrowsold on December 7th, 2009 10:52 am (UTC)
lmao. i love you so much for writing this. i was talking to a friend about how we wanted kihyuk fic randomly and it is the greatest thing to open my inbox and find this waiting after all the lj notification lag ♥

basically, i love the way you wrote everyone. sungmin with a guitar pick between his teeth made me so happy. kyuhyun being a brat who couldn't talk to zhou mi was beautiful. yesung being a creep and just texting things like lolwtf makes me so happy. donghae and the random hair growing competition and his T___T texts made me giggle so hard. eunhyuk was just hilarious. and henry's text may have been one of my favorite part of this.

but basically, the thing i like most about this is kibum. and not even just kibum but kibum's relationship with everyone. i have come to realize that kibum is my fandom bicycle and i would ship him with everyone, and i also miss him like crazy. just the dynamics between him and every single one of the members in this was so fantastic and just kinda makes me adore them all, and kibum so much more. asdkla with fifteen people its so hard to make every single one stand out but everyone was a character and it was so awesome.

so basically i love you for this. also it is like 3 in the morning so chances are this is utterly, ridiculously incoherent. i'm sorry. i still love this ♥

Edited at 2009-12-07 10:54 am (UTC)
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: happy togethermeiface on December 8th, 2009 04:04 am (UTC)
I am obviously a mind-reader and knew you wanted KiHyuk fic! Or, uh, mytigerhobbes is the mind-reader and thus requested KiHyuk from me, haha.

Eee thank you for noticing the little details because they were fun to write and I'm glad people pick up on them and like them! :D Also, I may have a fondness for embarrassing Hyukjae, because he just that adorable when blushy.

I don't quite understand how Kibum can keep me liking him so much when he's so MIA, but he does. It's the smile or something. (Or the arms, the hair...it's always something!) But I don't really mind. ; ♥

Thank you so much for the awesome comment, yay! I love these! :D
i enjoy wookgasms!thundersquall on December 7th, 2009 12:20 pm (UTC)
Just - holy crap crying with laughter here. This was just what I needed after a crazy tiring day. Your characterisations are always spot-on, I just - I can TOTALLY believe this happened. TOTALLY. These boys, why are they so crazy?! I love them. ♥

ALSO, SOBS IN JOY AT YOU FOR THE KIHYUK. BECAUSE KIBUM IS HOT ENOUGH TO BE WHORED TO EVERY MEMBER IN SUJU. YES. *showers you with hearts* I love Kibum/anyone, and KiHyuk sjhkdgfhjdjfgsaj. Why are you so awesome and hilarious?! *hearts;
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: arms of sexmeiface on December 8th, 2009 04:06 am (UTC)
EVERYONE NEEDS SOME KIHYUK IN THEIR LIVES? At least ficwise, since it doesn't seem to exist irl. XD But yes, totally agree on Kibum/everyone, which is apparently why I actually have multiple entries under that tag. orz Oh Kibum, what you do to me despite being nonexistent.

♥♥!
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cool_chick_9cool_chick_9 on December 7th, 2009 12:25 pm (UTC)
Okay if thats really wat Eunhyuk likes in a girl, I'm GOLD! But I'm cutting my hair short so damn... haha

Haha I had this brilliant idea about why Kibum grew his hair long... but I forgot it at Taekwondo... dammit. I'll ask AIR - she'll remember =]

Anyway this story is hilarious. Heechul with too much time on his hands, Donghae and his childish competitions and Yesung as... well Yesung. Hehe Qmi bias much? =P

<333
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: i'd tap thatmeiface on December 8th, 2009 04:07 am (UTC)
Don't cut your hair! Go instead to Korea and parade yourself in front of Hyukjae! ;D

According to the other members his top requirements are a large chest and lots of money, lmao. Poor Hyukkie.

Qmi bias? What Qmi bias? /innocent
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ranwaeranwae on December 7th, 2009 02:35 pm (UTC)
oh the lulz in this I LOVE CRACKFIC SUJU SFM ♥

also: "Damn! I should've made him do Gee with us! He wouldn't even have needed a wig!" <- this needed to happen, like, yesterday :c

c'mon kibummie, 2009 aint over yet, one for your beloved heechul hyung? lol XD

ninja qmi is a;dfakdfjakfdjasdfj; (and i lol that it its kyu who is crushing on mi wahahaha his snark karma came back to him XD)

no kangteuk but kangin being all fail!manry is A-OK enough! (see, kangin, thats what happens when you look at other girls who are not eeteuk (who is not a girl...i forget what i was saying lol) XD

please take more study breaks and write more awesome stuff like this ^_^b

(i had a legal question about the result of kangin's watchamacallit the first one but... meh, never mind :c)
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: study hardmeiface on December 8th, 2009 04:08 am (UTC)
crack + SJ goes together like peanut butter + jelly. :D

sobbing, I should take fewer study breaks and do more studying. Starting...right now! Okay, we can!

(I don't know if I can answer it? Korea law != US law.)
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it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: bring it onmeiface on December 8th, 2009 04:07 am (UTC)
I envy them too...!

ficcy on December 7th, 2009 06:20 pm (UTC)
"Your priorities in life, hyung," Sungmin mumbled around the guitar pick between his teeth, "I envy them."
I'm pathetic. I laughed like a fucking dork over this line because I say this to one of my friends at least once a day.

That aside, I loved everyone's reaction to his new hair. XD It's fucking pretty. <3 And it should be Heechul's hair, dammit.
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: smile for memeiface on December 7th, 2009 09:56 pm (UTC)
It's something I say pretty often myself. XD

adlkghdf fuck your icon is amazing and depressing all at once. >: There's an angstfic all in itself.
没有你日子很黑白papered on December 7th, 2009 07:13 pm (UTC)
SCREAMS, MEI. I am grinning so hard atm: my face = :'DDDDDD. after bawling at the most glorious opening line ever, I went on to lol every time heechul opened his mouth ;~~~; ♥. THE KIHAE PART IS SO CUTE. OH DONGHAE. !!! (my one-track brain lmfao). alsoalso, you have han geng not understanding heechul's first message and henry trying to fool his canadian friends and hyuk being a total creeper - it is adorable. ;____;

coherency, I lack it. ;_; blames you!
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: kihae = gaymeiface on December 7th, 2009 10:09 pm (UTC)
Your loling makes my life better, Liz. ♥ I LOVE YOUR ONE TRACK BRAIN, for it is like mine. /cuddles it. I had fun with all the little details of making SJ silly and cracky and creepy in this. :DDDD ♥ They are the best for it.